Welcome to the Panda Monium. 

 Here, you have to keep the Sacred Red Ball  either ALIVE with momentum or DEAD in the drain.  Climb the chronometer to  Year 5000 to WIN,   or fade into obscurity to LOSE. 

You are granted five souls to spend  The choice is yours: KEEP PLAYING against the odds or  QUIT while the lights still flicker.

 Let the ball drop, and silence claims another victim. But if you master the chaos, immortality awaits . Prepare your fingers, for the game begins now.